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Wayne, where was your bike?

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 29, 2008, 11:17 PM
Prologue: Wayne had told Claire and I his bike had been stolen...
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So, Claire and I went to Wayne's house and talked to his parents so we could get information so I could work at a job for $11 an hour. That's a little less then $2 over min. wage. So his mom told us that Wayne's bike was pawned by none other than Wayne. I went outside to where Wayne was with his G/F Kasey. (To those who are local, yes they are dating, they changed their my space profile from single to taken in the same day.)

"Wayne, Where was your bike?" I asked in the kind of tone you would use to a dog that just crapped in your room.

"No where." He responded.

"Wayne, where is your bike?"

"It's in the front lawn, didn't you see it?"

"Wayne, where was it when it was stolen?"

"I sold my soul..."

"Wayne, where WAS it when it was STOLEN?"

"I pawned it."

"You lied to me Wayne, don't lie to me again. Next time you do I will make sure that no one can recognize that you are male."

I got half way back to the house when he said "Wait, did you just threaten to castrate me?"

I shook my head. "No Wayne, worse than that."

So my full plan is to kidnap him, pump him full of female hormones until he shows signs of sexual change. Then, before I release him, I will cover him in female crow or seagull hormones so that male crows or seagulls will never leave him alone and possibly attack him. *nods*

Oh and if any of you think it's a stupid idea to post this when he can read it because he'll just run and hide, I have something to say to you. The thrill is not in the hunt, but in the chase.

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Person entering house
  • Reading: Finished my Wiccan studies.
  • Watching: Floaty smiley bob up and down...
  • Playing: I dont know.
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Mount Vernon, Washington
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
  • Interests: Writing, Photoshop, Drawing, Poetry, Anime, Manga
  • Favourite movie: Pirates of the Carribean (all 3), Finding Neverland, Corps Bride, Dead Poets Society
  • Favourite band or musician: Dethklok, Chiodos, Scary kids Scaring kids
  • Favourite genre of music: Hardcore, Heavy Metal
  • Favourite poet or writer: Lord Byron, Edgar Allen Poe, Emily Dickenson
  • Favourite style of art: Manga
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Chocolate Cell Phone
  • Wallpaper of choice: Any that relates to Anime I love.
  • Favourite game: Flyff (if you want to party, pm me), Pokemon (5026-2000-5152), Kingdom Hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS, Playstation, Playstation 2, NES, Gameboy (all platforms), PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Oh god, uhm... Sonic, Mario, Ikki, Eddy, Billy (Grom Adventures of Billy and Mandy), Grim, Mandy
  • Personal Quote: The truely rebellious do not show it through action but personality.
  • Tools of the Trade: Alot.

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~Nillaa:iconNillaa: 2 days 19 hours ago
Thanks for the :+fav: and the :+devwatch: :D
~CriminalMasterbrain:iconCriminalMasterbrain: 3 days 18 hours ago
Thanks so much for the fav dude!!:lol:

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~Deth2mainstreamlove:iconDeth2mainstreamlove: 4 days 2 hours ago
Yeah I know! Yup, that probably was me though. We need to hang out at some point and like, draw together and shit. Do you still have that onw manga page about you me Temari and Sam going to place and then you and I have a final contest to see who's are bigger?

Anyway, I have not heard from her in awhile. Last I saw her I was returning her bros DVDs. *shrugs* Oh well, enough of that.

I am doing pretty good. My dad is being more dickish but I don't care. How are you?
~otouto:iconotouto: 4 days 3 hours ago
Yeah. It's Paige. Sorry it took so long for me to respond. I was in California for two weeks. And before that was finals so i actually had to work in my classes instead of mess around on deviantart. Quat had told me that you had told him to tell me "Mine are bigger."

...so I yelled at you. lolz

The last time I saw you was at Target and you were wearing your Sweeny Todd sweatshirt, around the time when the movie first came out. I don't think you saw me. I didn't try to grab your attention either. But oh well. Well...I was almosy certain it was you. At least it looked like you. I could have been wrong. ^^;

How are you doing? I haven't heard much from you in FOR. EV. ER.

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~Deth2mainstreamlove:iconDeth2mainstreamlove: 5 days 3 hours ago
I feel sick and my dad doesnt believe me so, I've been better.
~xXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx:iconxXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx: 5 days 16 hours ago
oh lol
so how are you?
~xXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx:iconxXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx: 6 days 6 hours ago
hmm
im like really hungry and stuff...
haha(:
hmmm do you have aim? :D
~Songeln:iconSongeln: Jun 14, 2008, 1:42:31 AM
hee:giggle: glad i could make you happy with a cookie.....i want one now

:cookie: yaaaaaaaay *omnomnom*

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Are shoes born?
Well shoes are made of leather, leather comes from cows,
Cows are born, so… Yes, shoes ARE BORN :D
~xXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx:iconxXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx: Jun 13, 2008, 9:19:39 PM
haha ohmygosh im like so tired XD
i just got back from six flags lol(:
~Songeln:iconSongeln: Jun 13, 2008, 8:30:49 AM
ah ha haaaa

it took me 4 miutes 48 <33333
but i'll still give :cookie:and:milk:

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Are shoes born?
Well shoes are made of leather, leather comes from cows,
Cows are born, so… Yes, shoes ARE BORN :D
~Deth2mainstreamlove:iconDeth2mainstreamlove: Jun 13, 2008, 2:09:38 AM
1 hour and 38 minutes. You?
~Songeln:iconSongeln: Jun 13, 2008, 12:30:52 AM
a ha haaaa

i wonder how long it shall take thee to notice this <3333
see if you can beat my time XDDD <3
yeah....:glomp:

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Are shoes born?
Well shoes are made of leather, leather comes from cows,
Cows are born, so… Yes, shoes ARE BORN :D
~Deth2mainstreamlove:iconDeth2mainstreamlove: Jun 12, 2008, 2:19:26 AM
Yeah I dropped out. It was either that or 2 more years of being a senior... fuck that. XDD
~xXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx:iconxXemoBUBBLEbuddyXx: Jun 10, 2008, 9:08:12 AM
hahhaha yea there good XD

you dropped out?
i just started XDwell im going to be a sophmore but im still concidered "new" lol.
=PrincessNut:iconPrincessNut: Jun 10, 2008, 4:38:09 AM
Thank you for the fave! ^^

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~Deth2mainstreamlove:iconDeth2mainstreamlove: Jun 9, 2008, 3:58:43 PM
Oreos? You have oreos? Damn you! XDD I want some.

I dropped out and got my GED. My high school kept screwing me over.