Prologue: Wayne had told Claire and I his bike had been stolen...
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So, Claire and I went to Wayne's house and talked to his parents so we could get information so I could work at a job for $11 an hour. That's a little less then $2 over min. wage. So his mom told us that Wayne's bike was pawned by none other than Wayne. I went outside to where Wayne was with his G/F Kasey. (To those who are local, yes they are dating, they changed their my space profile from single to taken in the same day.)

"Wayne, Where was your bike?" I asked in the kind of tone you would use to a dog that just crapped in your room.

"No where." He responded.

"Wayne, where is your bike?"

"It's in the front lawn, didn't you see it?"

"Wayne, where was it when it was stolen?"

"I sold my soul..."

"Wayne, where WAS it when it was STOLEN?"

"I pawned it."

"You lied to me Wayne, don't lie to me again. Next time you do I will make sure that no one can recognize that you are male."

I got half way back to the house when he said "Wait, did you just threaten to castrate me?"

I shook my head. "No Wayne, worse than that."

So my full plan is to kidnap him, pump him full of female hormones until he shows signs of sexual change. Then, before I release him, I will cover him in female crow or seagull hormones so that male crows or seagulls will never leave him alone and possibly attack him. *nods*

Oh and if any of you think it's a stupid idea to post this when he can read it because he'll just run and hide, I have something to say to you. The thrill is not in the hunt, but in the chase.